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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 7430 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 765 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Void Gems Collected: | 25 |
SO, LIKE, RESEARCH SAYS THAT KIDS WHO PLAY OUTSIDE WHEN THEY’RE LITTLE HAVE LESS CHANCE OF BECOMING CHONKY LATER ON! YEAH, LIKE, 15% LESS CHANCE! SO, IF U WANNA STAY FIT AND FABULOUS, JOIN OUR SERVER AND RUN AROUND LIKE A CRAZY PERSON!
ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT PLAYING MINECRAFT CAN MAKE U SMARTER? YEAH, SCIENTISTS SAY THAT BUILDING STUFF IN THE GAME CAN IMPROVE UR BRAINPOWER! SO, COME ON OVER AND BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND STUFF!
OH, AND IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, U MIGHT JUST RUN INTO A WILD LLAMA RIDING A CREEPER! YEAH, WE’VE GOT SOME CRAZY STUFF GOIN’ ON HERE! SO, WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? COME JOIN US AND HAVE A BLAST!