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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 1203 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
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