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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 2718 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 2172 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking cows who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with them or stand against their bovine tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride.
So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you can survive the chaos, make some new friends, and maybe even uncover the truth behind the mysterious llama cult that lurks in the shadows. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a stray creeper, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!