PlasticPeenProblemsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1280
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	715
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Players Killed by Monsters:	8803
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

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Noobcraft

MCMMO, Towny

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3955
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Emeralds Found:	9512
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

mcnoobs.info

ExaliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Welcome to ExaliaMC!

Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

playexalia.com:26260

FairNSquareMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	339
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Mines Excavated:	2680	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167

FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

play.fairandsquaremc.com

Elivius

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9650
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

• Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

Looking for staff + builders! Apply in our discord<3

play.elivius.net

Equilibrium Survival

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6670
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

equilibriumsurvival.com

Minedoms

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8766
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Votes:	920	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

Minedoms.com

Lands of Minearchy

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5989
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Endless Night Skies:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

play.minearchy.com

Suralt

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6283
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

play.suralt.net

Safe Haven

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1850
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Buildings Constructed:	13	Chimeras Created:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Safe Haven is a community-based server with SMP, Creative, a few minigames, and more in development! We have friendly staff and an incredible community welcoming to all!

SMP: – No griefing – PVP toggleable – McMMO

Creative: – Rank system – Free Worldedit and VoxelSniper

We also have Hide and Seek and other community minigames! IP: safehavensmp.apexmc.co OR 172.240.174.132:25576 (1.20.1) We hope you have fun! -Safe Haven Community

safehavensmp.apexmc.co

CandyCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Towny

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	178
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Emek Skyblock and Faction Server You can buy vip etc with gems More things like Digger Minion farmer minion Collector Minion are available in our game ip: mc.candycraft.net

mc.candycraft.net

ChickenCraft

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8776
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Emeralds Found:	6089
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

A basic factions, PVP, vanilla, anarchy server. Wage war and conquer the server! The server is dedicated and is run 24/7. There really are limited rules, as we appreciate enjoying classic Minecraft.

chickencraft.apexmc.co

WinterMC

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1395
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

WinterMC is a competitive skyblock server that released earlier this year and is rapidly growing

IP Address: play.wintermc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/wintermc Store: https://store.wintermc.net/

wintermc.net

Pyramid Corp.

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1802
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Chimeras Created:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Pyramid Corp (beta) is a simple, secure and 100% free Minecraft server where you can join using unofficial Minecraft accounts or official accounts. You can play minigames like Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Prop Hunt, Speed Builders, TNT Run, Color Shuffle and more to come (suggestions open!). You can also try our Survival World and discover all the surprises and custom features we have prepared for you. Join with your friends and have a look!

pyramidcorp.gameserv.me

Oceania Prestige

PvP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4150
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Oceania Prestige is a 1.9+ PvP Server hosted in Sydney, Australia. We offer Duels with over 20 Custom kits, and a Very Popular Free For All (FFA) Gamemode. We are recognised as the biggest 1.9+ PvP Dedicated Server in Oceania.

For us, our community is most important to us, you’ll find our players to be friendly, and very enjoyable. Our staff aim to provide our players with the best experience.

play.oceprestige.net

NeoMedieval3

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4253
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

NeoMedieval 3 ~ The four seasons. More than 9 years of development (since 2012).

Server in offline mode, Non-Premium. Protect your buildings by creating Camps and Territories. Gain new skills (spells) by increasing your social status. Object-based virtual economy. Buy and sell blocks and items in the store, from anywhere. Earn money by doing different jobs. Establish your home (home). Recover your items upon death, with the Angelic Artifact. Realistic tree felling: fell trees from their base. Sort your containers automatically. Select the best tool automatically. Dynamic map of the world (dynmap).

mc.neomedieval.es