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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3
Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
Magical Moments Shared: 20 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Falling into the Void: 3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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