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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52 Mines Excavated: 2233
Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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