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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Emeralds Found: 3465

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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