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Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4565	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Buildings Constructed:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Animals Bred:	159	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magic Items Found:	3854	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
New Chunks Explored:	155504	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Runes Activated:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Gods Slained:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Farms Harvested:	328	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Secret Passages Found:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Animals Bred:	132

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Emeralds Found:	8995
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.