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| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 1339 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 118 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
yo, so like, imagine this, right? what if plants are actually farming us, like, they’re just giving us oxygen so we can live and then when we die, we turn into mulch for them to eat? crazy, right?
well, that’s the kind of wild stuff you’ll experience on this minecraft server. we’ve got plants that talk to you, animals that dance, and lava that turns into chocolate milk. yeah, you heard me, chocolate milk lava.
if you join this server, you’ll be part of the most epic adventure of your life. you’ll fight dragons with rubber chickens, build castles out of marshmallows, and ride pigs into battle. it’s like a dream, but better, because it’s real.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see if you can survive the craziness. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the truth about plants farming us.
