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| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 3642 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of beef and the cows eat dirt! our server is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your pickaxe off all day long. build a house out of bacon blocks, ride a llama into battle, and fight off zombie chickens with your trusty diamond carrot sword.
why join our server, you ask? well, where else can you find a world where pigs can fly and creepers breakdance? our community is full of crazies like you, so come on in and let’s get weird together. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese!
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most bonkers, hilarious, and downright insane minecraft adventure of your life. who needs reality when you’ve got a world where grass fed beef is a plant-based food?
