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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 7052 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
why join our server, you ask? well, where else can you find a world where pigs can fly and creepers breakdance? our community is full of crazies like you, so come on in and let’s get weird together. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese!
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most bonkers, hilarious, and downright insane minecraft adventure of your life. who needs reality when you’ve got a world where grass fed beef is a plant-based food?