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| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 6925 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Farms Harvested: | 341 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 159 |
so, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, if you wanna have a blast and, like, build some crazy stuff, this is the place to be.
we got, like, a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. and, like, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor.
oh, and did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land? yeah, they’re, like, the size of a house and they drop golden eggs that you can use to summon a dragon to do your bidding.
so, like, come join us on this wild ride of a server. who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into. just watch out for the creepers, they’re, like, totally out to get you.
