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| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 1423 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 1788 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 183 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4547 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
so, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, if you wanna have a blast and, like, build some crazy stuff, this is the place to be.
we got, like, a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. and, like, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor.
oh, and did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land? yeah, they’re, like, the size of a house and they drop golden eggs that you can use to summon a dragon to do your bidding.
so, like, come join us on this wild ride of a server. who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into. just watch out for the creepers, they’re, like, totally out to get you.
