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| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 2226 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
so, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, if you wanna have a blast and, like, build some crazy stuff, this is the place to be.
we got, like, a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. and, like, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor.
oh, and did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land? yeah, they’re, like, the size of a house and they drop golden eggs that you can use to summon a dragon to do your bidding.
so, like, come join us on this wild ride of a server. who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into. just watch out for the creepers, they’re, like, totally out to get you.
