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| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 1666 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 1332 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
so, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, if you wanna have a blast and, like, build some crazy stuff, this is the place to be.
we got, like, a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. and, like, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor.
oh, and did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land? yeah, they’re, like, the size of a house and they drop golden eggs that you can use to summon a dragon to do your bidding.
so, like, come join us on this wild ride of a server. who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into. just watch out for the creepers, they’re, like, totally out to get you.
