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| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 9746 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Magic Items Found: | 6000 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
so, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, if you wanna have a blast and, like, build some crazy stuff, this is the place to be.
we got, like, a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. and, like, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor.
oh, and did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land? yeah, they’re, like, the size of a house and they drop golden eggs that you can use to summon a dragon to do your bidding.
so, like, come join us on this wild ride of a server. who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into. just watch out for the creepers, they’re, like, totally out to get you.
Primal 
