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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 4439 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4067 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
so, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, if you wanna have a blast and, like, build some crazy stuff, this is the place to be.
we got, like, a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. and, like, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor.
oh, and did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land? yeah, they’re, like, the size of a house and they drop golden eggs that you can use to summon a dragon to do your bidding.
so, like, come join us on this wild ride of a server. who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into. just watch out for the creepers, they’re, like, totally out to get you.
