PixelPunish | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have created a virtual world where players can experience the most outrageous and hilarious forms of punishment imaginable. From being forced to wear a chicken suit for eternity to being chased by a horde of angry llamas, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes (or hooves, in the case of the llamas).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and traps that will test your skills and wit. Can you navigate the maze of doom and claim the legendary diamond sword at the end? Only the bravest and most foolish players dare to try.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt (or until the llamas catch up to you).

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SMP LoveQuest: NoBadTraits

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Do you want to join a wacky and wild community where the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re sick of partners who hoard all the diamonds for themselves or who constantly steal your crops. On our server, we have a strict ban on players who exhibit these “bad” traits. We believe in sharing the wealth and working together to create a thriving virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest love stories you’ll ever hear. From players who met while fighting off hordes of zombies to couples who built entire kingdoms together, you never know what romantic adventures await you on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter, come join us today! Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in crime (or mining) along the way.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Enchantments Applied:	207

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for the most insane and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot in our world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Love Letters Sent:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyGrannies: 100+ and Still Mining!

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LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL LIVE TO BE 100 LIKE THESE JAPANESE LEGENDS. WE GOT MAGIC MINECRAFT WATER THAT MAKES YOU AGE BACKWARDS. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A TEENAGER AGAIN. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET JAPANESE TEA PARTY EVERY SUNDAY WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH THESE CENTENARIAN QUEENS. COME ON, WHO DOESN’T WANNA BE A MINECRAFT GRANNY WITH MAD BUILDING SKILLS? JOIN NOW AND LIVE FOREVER, BABY!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Void Gems Collected:	21
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Ores Mined:	1831
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Ventilator Vibes

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have scientists comparing different kinds of injury like in a crazy science experiment! we got ventilator-on-a-chip models and researchers finding out that shear stress from collapsing and reopening air sacs is the most injurious type of damage! it’s like a wild science fair but in minecraft! come see the madness and join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand! who knew science could be so lit in minecraft?!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Crops Grown:	3166
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dimension Hops:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9325

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ArtisNetwork

Survival

Welcome to the ArtisNetwork. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and spend a quality time with your friends. This Server Is Made For Survival Server Lovers. Crazy Futures and so all. We hope you will really enjoy !. Join now and become a part of this Comunity.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

macaroni-land

Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Faction, Factions, Frog, great day, large biomes, Mini Games, Player-owned, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Rtp, rules, Shop, Spawn, Structures, Survival, thank you, TOWN, Tpa, Warp, Waystones, world gen

greetings and welcome to our server page, macaroni-land is survival-factionsque server we’re not sure what to call it but HEY here we are, now we got fairly simple stuff like large biomes, a low theme basically wanna make a town go nuts wanna make a faction and pillage the lands that’s great legit do what you do, just don’t break the like 4-5 rules we have which are legit just to help with the clowns you know no spamming no script clients stuff like that, currently we don’t have much up but we do have a very small shop at spawn so that’s cool now planned mini-games think spleef, some pvp gamemode’s stuff like that among other little trinkets, now currently we have the following = a simple shop at spawn + some player owned ones = RTP + TPA = large biomes world gen like they be big = a spawn warp along with tpa and waystones for fast travel = the frog(cool) = custom enchants and structures so yes if you would like to give us a shot we say thank you

thanks for reading and we hope to see you on thank you and have a great day.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

⚡ KAIF MINE 😈 OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN ⚡ Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «KAIF MINE OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	270	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of nursing on udders like a newborn calf! That’s right, we’ve got cows galore just waiting for you to suckle on their milk-filled teats. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cow cult that worships the sacred bovine goddess Moo-la. Will you join their ranks and ascend to dairy divinity? Only on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to udderly ridiculous greatness!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Poojeet Influx Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being surrounded by poojeets in Canada? Looking for a fresh start where you won’t be flooded with thousands of Indians looking for jobs? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the impending poojeet invasion. Build your dream base, explore new lands, and avoid the dreaded poojeet takeover. Don’t let Trump’s decisions dictate your Minecraft experience – join us now and game in peace!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

OkayWomanRescue Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value heroic acts like checking in on your fellow players! Join us for epic adventures and heart-pounding moments, just like the time our player bravely intervened in a parking lot dispute between two NPCs.

Imagine the thrill of standing up to a virtual bully and being called a Karen for your efforts. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your courage in the face of adversity.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might just save the day and become a legend in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

LunchRoomGrief

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like the player in this story, you deserve to enjoy your lunch break in peace without being banished to your office.

Join our server and build your own virtual living room where you can relax, eat your lunch, and watch virtual TV without any interruptions. No need to worry about back-to-back meetings or sharing space with anyone else – it’s all yours to enjoy!

Don’t let anyone kick you out of your own living room, even if it’s just a virtual one. Join our server now and claim your space for some well-deserved relaxation and fun! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Animals Bred:	175
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

LifeDecisions_MC_SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and make the decision that will change the course of your blocky life forever! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild creeper appears and blows up your entire house. But fear not, because on our server, we have a secret society of ninja villagers who will rebuild your house in record time using only their bare hands and a few sticks of dynamite. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary enchanted golden carrot hidden deep within the mines, you’ll gain the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyGamerz – Building, mining, and exploring in the virtual world!

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Are you tired of boring old video games that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Piggy Olympics, where pigs compete in events like synchronized swimming and piggyback racing. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magic Items Found:	8731	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BoomTalkCraft

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HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU LIKE EXPLODING WALKIE-TALKIES? WELL, BOY DO WE HAVE A SERVER FOR YOU! JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS OF LEBANON AFTER A WILD HEZBOLLAH PAGER ATTACK.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE SECRET UNDERGROUND BASES FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON STEROIDS.

ALSO, DID WE MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY CREEPY CLOWNS AND ZOMBIE LLAMAS? YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THAT WILL LEAVE YOU SCREAMING FOR MORE.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET THE MADNESS BEGIN!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crafty Hair Clinic: Metformin Madness

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how this server is like a magical potion for your hair, just like low-dose metformin for Central Centrifugal Cicatricial Alopecia!

So, picture this: you spawn into the server and suddenly your hair starts growing back thicker and more luscious than ever before. People will be like, “Dang, what shampoo you using?” And you’ll be like, “Nah, man, it’s all thanks to this Minecraft server!”

But that’s not all, folks! This server has a secret power to reverse any bad vibes and negativity in your life. It’s like a virtual therapy session, but way more fun! You’ll be laughing and having a blast with your new virtual friends, all thanks to the magical properties of this server.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and watch your hair grow back, your spirits lift, and your Minecraft skills level up like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Peace out, homies!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Villages Defended:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9382
New Chunks Explored:	28002	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.