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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 3516 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams out of its eyes. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in existence and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!