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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 3484 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 147 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have been playing Minecraft since before it was cool. They have created a world where anything is possible, from riding llamas into battle to building a castle out of nothing but cake.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon who only speaks in puns. If you can defeat him in a game of tic-tac-toe, the treasure is yours.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.