haha u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well u should cuz we got more drama than putin and kim jong un fighting over who gets the last piece of pizza at a sleepover. south korea even had to summon our ambassador cuz our border tensions are so high, it’s like a real life soap opera but with blocks and creepers. join us for the most chaotic and hilarious time of ur life, u won’t regret it…unless u forget to bring snacks, then u might regret it a little.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 7
Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Blood Moons Survived: 0
Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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