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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 4401 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Join us and you’ll see things you never thought possible in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles between the Ender Dragon and a pack of angry llamas.
But the real reason you should join our server? Because we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where all the “Republicans” have non-White wives and children. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those dancing skeletons, they’ve got some killer moves!