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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 9189 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Dimension Hops: | 7 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Votes: | 6789 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 177 |
Join us and you’ll see things you never thought possible in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles between the Ender Dragon and a pack of angry llamas.
But the real reason you should join our server? Because we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where all the “Republicans” have non-White wives and children. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those dancing skeletons, they’ve got some killer moves!