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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 5463 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 366 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Potions Brewed: | 65 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 |
Join us and you’ll see things you never thought possible in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles between the Ender Dragon and a pack of angry llamas.
But the real reason you should join our server? Because we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where all the “Republicans” have non-White wives and children. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those dancing skeletons, they’ve got some killer moves!