🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 7018 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 33 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Farms Harvested: | 225 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Join us and you’ll see things you never thought possible in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles between the Ender Dragon and a pack of angry llamas.
But the real reason you should join our server? Because we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where all the “Republicans” have non-White wives and children. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those dancing skeletons, they’ve got some killer moves!