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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 5033 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 55 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
Join us and you’ll see things you never thought possible in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles between the Ender Dragon and a pack of angry llamas.
But the real reason you should join our server? Because we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where all the “Republicans” have non-White wives and children. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those dancing skeletons, they’ve got some killer moves!