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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 3462 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 5670 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 23 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Void Gems Collected: | 36 |
Join us and you’ll see things you never thought possible in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles between the Ender Dragon and a pack of angry llamas.
But the real reason you should join our server? Because we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where all the “Republicans” have non-White wives and children. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those dancing skeletons, they’ve got some killer moves!