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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 101 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
Join us and you’ll see things you never thought possible in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles between the Ender Dragon and a pack of angry llamas.
But the real reason you should join our server? Because we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where all the “Republicans” have non-White wives and children. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those dancing skeletons, they’ve got some killer moves!