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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 5251 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Runes Activated: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 94 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Villages Defended: | 15 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Join us and you’ll see things you never thought possible in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles between the Ender Dragon and a pack of angry llamas.
But the real reason you should join our server? Because we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where all the “Republicans” have non-White wives and children. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those dancing skeletons, they’ve got some killer moves!