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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 6505 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Star Shards Collected: | 251 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8753 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4726 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
Join us and you’ll see things you never thought possible in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles between the Ender Dragon and a pack of angry llamas.
But the real reason you should join our server? Because we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where all the “Republicans” have non-White wives and children. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those dancing skeletons, they’ve got some killer moves!