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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 4701 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
Join us and you’ll see things you never thought possible in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles between the Ender Dragon and a pack of angry llamas.
But the real reason you should join our server? Because we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where all the “Republicans” have non-White wives and children. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those dancing skeletons, they’ve got some killer moves!