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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 3457 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 372 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Join us and you’ll see things you never thought possible in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles between the Ender Dragon and a pack of angry llamas.
But the real reason you should join our server? Because we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where all the “Republicans” have non-White wives and children. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those dancing skeletons, they’ve got some killer moves!