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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 5335 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Join us and you’ll see things you never thought possible in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles between the Ender Dragon and a pack of angry llamas.
But the real reason you should join our server? Because we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where all the “Republicans” have non-White wives and children. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those dancing skeletons, they’ve got some killer moves!