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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 4026 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2110 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
Join us and you’ll see things you never thought possible in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles between the Ender Dragon and a pack of angry llamas.
But the real reason you should join our server? Because we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where all the “Republicans” have non-White wives and children. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those dancing skeletons, they’ve got some killer moves!