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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 3418 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
Villages Defended: | 7 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 70 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Join us and you’ll see things you never thought possible in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles between the Ender Dragon and a pack of angry llamas.
But the real reason you should join our server? Because we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where all the “Republicans” have non-White wives and children. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those dancing skeletons, they’ve got some killer moves!