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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 2300 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
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