Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the slutty vanilla elf edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our elves are so slutty that they make the Ender Dragon blush. You won’t find a more scandalous group of elves anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

2. The pastebins are so spicy, you’ll need a fire resistance potion just to read them. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the drama and intrigue of our server.

3. We have a machine translation tool that will make you question reality. Who needs accurate translations when you can have hilarious mistranslations instead?

4. Our RPG Maker games will have you questioning your sanity. Get ready for a wild ride through a world of pixelated madness.

5. And don’t even get me started on the RJ Code Quicklink Script. It’s so revolutionary, it’ll make you feel like you’re hacking into the Matrix.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the elves are slutty, the translations are wacky, and the RPG Maker games will blow your mind. Just make sure to wait for page 10 before making a new thread – we have standards, you know.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 2
Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 3
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • SlimeCraftSMP

    SlimeCraftSMP

    ►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3755 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Hotdog Water

    Hotdog Water

    The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 22
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Runes Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Carpour

    Carpour

    Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 242
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 95 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Golden Galaxy MC

    Golden Galaxy MC

    GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Void Gems Collected: 37

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • PixelBallers

    PixelBallers

    Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Magic Items Found: 3951
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Villages Defended: 9
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 212

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Happy-HG Network

    Happy-HG Network

    Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 58
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Ores Mined: 6268 Dimension Hops: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • PixelEarth.Ro

    PixelEarth.Ro

    Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Animals Bred: 84 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Farms Harvested: 452
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

    StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 New Chunks Explored: 457206
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • XanthaCraft

    XanthaCraft

    We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on!  KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 50 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 162 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • The Orange

    The Orange

    Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Stormy Lagoon

    Stormy Lagoon

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 178 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • WildCraftMC

    WildCraftMC

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • VolcCraft

    VolcCraft

    Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 32 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 22

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Pandam

    Pandam

    Pandamium is a SMP Minecraft Server. We have stronger mobs that you can hunt for rewards and ranks, and the usual basics, ranks, homes, claims, tpa, votes, etc. Overall it’s fairly close to Vanilla, except for the special mobs.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 130704 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 69

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • PokeParadise

    PokeParadise

    We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-251.201459If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokeparadise.org

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 New Chunks Explored: 610416

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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