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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 6972 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 25 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
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