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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 9900 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
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