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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 2444 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 9 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 6760 |
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