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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 3534 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7769 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 174 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely out of obsidian. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can give your crush a stack of enchanted golden apples?
So if you’re tired of trying to impress women with fancy cars and smooth dance moves, come join us on our Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is your ability to survive and thrive in a blocky world of endless possibilities. Trust us, you’ll never look at a man the same way again after seeing him conquer the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and sheer determination.