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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 2240 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Our server is so magical that even the creepers have been known to break out into dance parties. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out free diamonds to anyone who can tell a good joke.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where players can battle it out in epic dance-offs for the chance to win a golden pickaxe that can mine anything in one hit.
So come on down to our server and let your inner child run wild. Who needs adult responsibilities when you can be building castles out of candy and riding on the backs of giant chickens? Join us now for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!