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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 8621 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, wearing sunglasses and grooving to the beat of a jukebox playing “Despacito” on repeat. it’s like a party in the mines, dude!
and get this, our server is so lit that even the ghosts of WWII Filipino ‘comfort women’ are joining in on the fun. they’re like, “sorry for the past, let’s build a better future together in minecraft!” it’s wild, man!
so, if you wanna experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in minecraft, come join us! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to llamas or ghostly apologies. but who’s allergic to fun, right? let’s do this!