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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 3116 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7208 | Animals Bred: | 37 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, wearing sunglasses and grooving to the beat of a jukebox playing “Despacito” on repeat. it’s like a party in the mines, dude!
and get this, our server is so lit that even the ghosts of WWII Filipino ‘comfort women’ are joining in on the fun. they’re like, “sorry for the past, let’s build a better future together in minecraft!” it’s wild, man!
so, if you wanna experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in minecraft, come join us! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to llamas or ghostly apologies. but who’s allergic to fun, right? let’s do this!