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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 288 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
so, like, come join this epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a llama in a disco party! we got so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe it!
imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, wearing sunglasses and grooving to the beat of a jukebox playing “Despacito” on repeat. it’s like a party in the mines, dude!
and get this, our server is so lit that even the ghosts of WWII Filipino ‘comfort women’ are joining in on the fun. they’re like, “sorry for the past, let’s build a better future together in minecraft!” it’s wild, man!
so, if you wanna experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in minecraft, come join us! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to llamas or ghostly apologies. but who’s allergic to fun, right? let’s do this!
