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| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 4013 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8621 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Or how about mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig? Yep, we’ve got that too.
But the real reason you should join our server is because we have the most epic and hilarious community you’ll ever encounter in the Minecraft universe. We once had a player who built a giant statue of a potato that could actually talk. And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a dance party in the Nether.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt and give you stories to tell for years to come, then come join us! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find out why some people prefer paheal over xxx…but that’s a mystery for another day.
