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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 6200 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 64 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 1331 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5199 |
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