Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll discover more twists and turns than a hair wrapped around a Dyson Airwrap! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and maybe even a few blonde hairs along the way.

Ever wondered what it’s like to uncover a long blonde hair wrapped around your virtual blocky penis? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Dive into the world of pixelated drama and questionable explanations as you navigate through the tangled web of relationships and laundry mishaps.

Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret blonde hair conspiracy that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to unravel the mystery of the elusive blonde hair bandit.

Don’t be like the husband in this story, denying the undeniable. Embrace the chaos and absurdity of our server, where the only thing wrapped around your pixelated penis is pure, unadulterated fun. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged: 12 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
Invisible Walls Found: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • AxeCraft Network

    AxeCraft Network

    Welcome to AxeCraft Community! Now with Dungeons, MCMMO, Land Claim and more! A healthy community with 24/7 moderators assistance. Lively discord channel with many helpful players!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Dimension Hops: 12
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Ores Mined: 2676 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • McDaily

    McDaily

    mcDaily, the economy SMP community with skilled builders in all kinds of styles. Customization options to make your home feel truly yours. Engaging admins that actively play on the server and provide server updates frequently. Custom items to make your gameplay that much more enjoyable.Come hang out with our community, that’s friendly towards both more mature members as well as a safe place for our younger audience. Make sure to vote for mcDaily as we provide rewards that most other servers list as “premium or donator rank exclusives”.Want to know more about us, the server or perhaps jump right in? Check these out: Discord: https://discord.gg/JprbQW2qQW Website: www.mcdaily.online ip: play.mcdaily.online (we allow both java and bedrock, add :25565 at the end of ip for bedrock)

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1406 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Holy Grails Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • WAX

    WAX

    The World of Starknight is the oldest Xbox city server now on JAVA! We started our journey in 2012 building a grand city with an economy and intricate story mode. If that’s not your style we also offer a MMO economy survival world or a hardcore apocalypse survival where you have to survive through the ruins of a city fighting through hordes of zombies with guns! We’re a small team putting all this together so we are also looking for builders/admins!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • PryorSurvival

    PryorSurvival

    Hi! Come play survival with us! We welcome all with a well taken care of community, java and bedrock a like! Claims, No lag, active staff, New gamemodes, and in-game cosmetics! From seeing your in-game stats to starting the next big farm build! we have it all and would love for you to join us !Java Edition: pryormc.co Bedrock Edition: play.pryormc.co Port: 1913

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Love Letters Sent: 8
    Magic Items Found: 2421 Zombie Dances: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 15 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • DonutSMP

    DonutSMP

    DonutSMP is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. The server is joinable on any version. The donutsmp ip is donutsmp.net

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5836 Divine Spears Created: 16
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • 1Vie.fr

    1Vie.fr

    ANARCHY HARDCORE SERVER The Minecraft server 1Vie.fr offers you the opportunity to test your survival and adaptation skills in an ultra-hostile environment in a totally anarchic atmosphere. 1Vie.fr offers its members the opportunity to rediscover their primary instincts in an ultra hardcore game without plugins (100% Vanilla) and without life regeneration.VANILLA | 0 Plugins 1vie.fr is faithful to the unique Minecraft Vanilla survival experience. There are 0 plugins or mods that alter the basic gameplay experience that players are looking for. Quickly join a hostile world with other people. Will they be your allies? Or your enemies… It’s up to you!SURVIVAL | Hardly On your first login you will be randomly teleported to the pre-generated map. Find your wild instincts because here there is no room for error. The ultra-hardcore experience will not do you any favours. The first time you make a mistake, you’ll be kicked off the server.RELATION | Unpredictable Would you kill the first person you meet or would they kill you? If you were to meet a player, would they be a potential ally or prey? Are you being watched? These are the questions that you must continually ask yourself on 1Life.com and only you have the answers. We can only offer you the playground.Join the adventure: https://1vie.fr/en / IP: play.1vie.fr

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Endless Legions Commanded: 20
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Raw Vanilla

    Raw Vanilla

    Notes: 100 Block Spawn Protection, Daily Backups!Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No LimitsServer Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading.Server Discord: https://discord.gg/UjXbz3rW

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Ores Mined: 2389 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Animals Bred: 51 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • WolfyCraft

    WolfyCraft

    »» WolfyCraft «« ———————————- WolfyCraft is a friendly server, that you’re bound to enjoy! We aim to provide a relaxing enviroment where you can build, craft, and enjoy playing with your friends and other players! -[Pixelmon]

    > Join our Pixelmon server, where you can enjoy a brand new custom world, explore it with other trainers, capture all the Pokemons and beat our gyms! -[Factions]

    > Ready for some war? Looking to make the coolest base ever? Come and join us, and show the world your domination. I hope you remember how to make a TNT Cannon! -[Survival/Creative]

    > Want to let your creative side out and just build? Well no worries! You can do that too, come and relax, build, and share your creations with others. -[Friendly Community]

    > Our server isn’t just a server, it’s a community, a place for people to come and relax, have fun, play and meet new people. You will be welcome here! We hope to see you here soon!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 87 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • MetaMechanists

    MetaMechanists

    Design huge factories, automate everything, become invincible, go to space, build cool stuff. Our powerful server hardware allows for all kinds of crazy builds without impacting performance. We’re centered around Slimefun, a plugin that adds everything from backpacks to nuclear reactors to logistic systems. Unfamiliar with Slimefun? Our community and staff members will be happy to help you learn.Progress through a free rank system by crafting increasingly advanced Slimefun items to gain perks. The server is entirely volunteer-run with no pay-to-win aspects. We host events regularly and focus on maintain a strong community, focusing on quality over quantity.[IP address] play.metamechanists.org [Discord] https://discord.gg/6Ew8BYxUtZ [Website] https://metamechanists.org

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 21
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Taco Haven

    Taco Haven

    Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 5492
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 976
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

    ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 5503
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • ColdNetwork

    ColdNetwork

    Social community, great gamemodes including: OPFactions, OPSkyBlock, KitMap, HCFactions and Practice. We have an experienced management team which makes everything more fun for players. We also have a good anticheat which IPbans and active staff members.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Potions Brewed: 28
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Tekkit by CraftersLand Towns Clans

    Tekkit by CraftersLand Towns Clans

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░> Server address: tekkit.craftersland.net:25567░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in DataCenter on a Dedicated Server in Canada near USA border. > Online 24/7. > MyTown Mod for land protection. > Economy, Server shops, Players Market, Rewards, Crates. > Clans, PvP. > Live Maps.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 New Chunks Explored: 895689
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Heroic Legacies Created: 6

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Elitecraft Survival Community

    Elitecraft Survival Community

    UK Minecraft Server – Slimefun, Economy, Games, Arenas, PvE, New Map, Land Claims, Quests, Pets, Ranks, Custom Items, Elevators, and more. Join our server now, and immerse yourself in the ultimate Minecraft experience! Here we have the best community in Minecraft.This is why we pride ourselves in having the perfect balance of players to make sure everyone feels at home. No matter who you are at what age, we are the place for you! Just follow the rules and have fun.Our server consists of multiple worlds first our Survival world is the primary world of EC. Founded in 2011, we now have years of experience. Here we provide a welcoming community for new and veteran players alike to build, enjoy and feel at home. We offer advanced grief protection including chest locks, user-based land protection, disabled explosions, map backups and if rollbacks, to undo grief if necessary. PvP is disabled everywhere Except in the nether and it is quick and easy to join and start building. At our Creative world, you can enjoy a fun Multiplayer creative experience with all your friends, with no grief. Additionally, we offer FULL creative mode, lots of protected land for anyone to claim, lots of permissions for players such as /warp, /tpa and /plot, a system which is guaranteed to prevent grief. Players can use almost every item the game has to offer, and even some World editing commands. Our SkyBlock world offers each player their own private SB island for them and their friends to build on. Here there is no grief or PvP, and an awesome economy so you can sell your junk for new equipment. —–

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Buildings Constructed: 15
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Alien Abductions: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • PangMC

    PangMC

    Welcome to PangMC Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! Whether it’s custom survival or a superflat challenge, there’s always something fun happening on our server. What are you waiting for? Join PangMC Network today and experience Minecraft like never before.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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