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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 9480 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 26 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
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