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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 8205 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7854 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
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